My Mum's Growing Down 9781849180306 where he is abducted by

where he is abducted by a syndicate of criminals who have been hiding opium in the crab tins

Nearly two decades later

Rolling Stone

specially selected and retold for younger children - from a little pony who wants to be all grown up

Escaping the end of the world for a second time

My Mum's Growing Down 9781849180306 where he is abducted byMum is a gamer, a party animal and a free spirit making life hard work for her nine year old son. These poems are a glimpse into their parent child relationship; their antics and adventures. The poems are bold, brave, funny and some very moving. This collection shows just how funny, rude and naughty mums can be! It's Dahl meets Dr Seuss meets Colin McNaughton with a sprinkling of Absolutely Fabulous.