I HOPE THIS EMAIL FINDS YOU PUNCHED IN THE MOUTH howdy in-your-face embroidery turns a friendly

in-your-face embroidery turns a friendly greeting into a savage mic drop

their forehead

This hat says what we’re all thinking—because sometimes the only thing holding us together is a trucker cap and a little bit of denial

Condition: This crewneck is in excellent vintage condition

because being an absolute mess has never looked this stylish—or this funny

I HOPE THIS EMAIL FINDS YOU PUNCHED IN THE MOUTH howdy in-your-face embroidery turns a friendlyFinally, a hat that speaks fluent passive aggression. Our I hope this email finds you punched in the mouth cap is the perfect blend of corporate politeness and unfiltered honesty. Its ideal for anyone who has ever typed per my last email through gritted teeth. Professional enough for Zoom calls, savage enough for happy hour. Wear it to work, wear it to HR, wear it to family Thanksgivingits the closest thing youll get to BCC ing your enemies in real