Bitch Better Have My Cookies Adult Unisex Tee Color:Black Your kid is living the

Your kid is living the life you used to have

and black on a royal blue tee with a classic comic book cover punch

Your kid did not earn this spot through merit

mid-stride

If you know

Bitch Better Have My Cookies Adult Unisex Tee Color:Black Your kid is living theHe sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. And he is not leaving until the plate is empty. Santa has one job and one non negotiable demand. The Details: Retro cream and white arched text reads "Bitch Better Have My Cookies" framing a vintage style illustration of Santa Claus sitting among overflowing toy sacks (dolls, skis, drums, a cross). The typography has a wavy, old school holiday card feel with a distressed finish throughout.